Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Which cats have the best manners?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?