Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
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What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
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