Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What is the opposite of coffee?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What kind of books do boats write?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?