The museum curator needed a break.

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do you call stolen cheese?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

How do you get straight A's?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What's the most determined bird?