What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What's black and white and red all over?