What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?