Why are the mountains so tired?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

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