Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
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