Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?