What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?