Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why do rhinos charge?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why was the bee sad?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why do cats love to work?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Where does a camper keep his money?