Which president loved to take baths?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Do dads always snore?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?