What day never takes itself seriously?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What is a table you can eat?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?