Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
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