Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?