Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
What did the confused bee say?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Which insect makes the best father?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
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