Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Which subject has two parts?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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