Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
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What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How do you grill cheese?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why was the math book sad?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
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