Why is spring the oddest season?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What do you call a small mom?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?