What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why do vampires always look sick?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why does Jesus drive so much?