Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
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