How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
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What do you call a pig's sore eye?
When do cows get tired?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
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