How much does freedom weigh?
A Washing-ton!
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Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What game do mice love to play?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
How do hurricanes see?
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