What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?