What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

How do animals blend into the desert?