What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What math figure is also in the band?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?