Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What do Scottish toads play?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Shoutout to my grandma!

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?