What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

How is cat food sold?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?