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What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

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Why was the fabric always laughing?

What car always breaks the rules?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?