What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?