What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
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