What does a cat go to sleep on?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

How does a cow do math?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?