What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?