Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Where do surfers go to school?

I broke my finger!

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?