What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why is winter considered holy?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What fairy loves to count?