Which insect is the smartest?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Which president loved to take baths?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Where do books sleep?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?