What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?