Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What season begins with a thud?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What style of music weighs the most?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?