What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What animal floats best?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Which relative loves rice?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?