What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What bee is good for your health?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?