How is cat food sold?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why did the duck cross the road?

It's allergy season again?

What day do hands always go to church?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why do all the planets get along?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?