What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What season begins with a thud?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?