What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

When do astronauts eat?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What's the slowest 5k?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?