Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
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