Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Which cats have the best manners?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?