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How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

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Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?