Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Who invented fractions?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?