Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
She had hot wings!
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
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