Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did you learn in school today, son?
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