What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?