Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What type of car do planets buy?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?