How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

Someone stole all my lamps.